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Photoshop Frenzy!


The dipshidiots have had a rough couple of months. Rob and IT not cooperating with their fantasies and spending time apart in separate cities and countries…

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Oh and this…

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Now according to Syphilis who is in denial, the celebs not confirming means the entire article is not confirmed. Nope. the Green Angels DID confirm they are IT’s weed dealer of choice.

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This news sent the dipshidiots into a tail spin…

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So much so that they fell for a troll account with my name on it…

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LMAO! Yes they actually believed this was my account and it had been hacked. They were building their hopes up…

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NO. Dipshidiots. You will never see my DM’s. Wouldn’t help you much anyway.

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So what do they do to reassure themselves? Photoshop frenzy of course…

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Posh also known as queenoftheslipstream@poshsoapbox on Twitter is their go to photoshopper. She’s not the best at it and constantly gets called out on her fails.

Oh and then we have Tizzy who claims to be an expert…

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 Graphic specialist my ass!

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Here’s some tips for Posh and Tizzy.

How To Tell If A Picture Is Photo Shopped

Pay close attention morons. Maybe you’ll learn a thing or two.

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Let’s get started on calling out their photoshop fails. Trust me there are plenty to go around.

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First off what the hell is wrong with his hand? Seriously they need to do better than this if they expect people to buy their bs! Secondly why is half his thumb missing on the other hand?

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That’s some big forehead you have there Rob. Too bad in real life,not photoshopped, it’s normal length.

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Let’s move on to fail number two…

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The dipshidiots desperately lapping up some Posh crap!

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Rob and IT out on a romantic date according to the dipshidiots. Unfortunately there are pics that prove otherwise…

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The man in the pic above with them went to dinner with them. So romantic… NOT.

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Look at Rob’s hand. Once again the photoshop crew has mangled Rob!

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Red circled so they can comprehend their fail…

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They dragged the headless dog Solo ( How did the dipshidiots come up with this name for the headless dog? Tabloids is my bet) into their third photo shop fail…

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Lol! Photoshopped! That’s his secret to not sweating!

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IT with snout ring in.

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According to the dipshidiots IT took out the snout ring while running at the same time. Neat trick. Too bad it’s bullshit. Another photoshop fail.

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Yeah that too.

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When it rains it pours! The photoshop fails continue.

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Lol. Yep No Rob with her. And another thing…

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What kind of idiot wears a jacket with a naked picture of themselves on it? The narcissist kind. And oh please stop hiding your fugly face. Everyone knows you crave the attention.

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Way over a year and still missing. Tell me again what engaged woman does this? The kind that’s not actually engaged.

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And on to photoshop fail number four. (they’re going for a record)…

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Another romantic outing alone together…

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What the hell? They photoshopped his birthmark in the wrong place?

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And what did they do to his ear! The photoshop fails have reached epic proportions…

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Somehow I don’t think they would know how to etch a sketch. Beyond their brain function.

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And the fails just keep coming!

On the left IT has a white sleeve. Amazingly on the photoshopped hugging pic on the right no sleeve. Go figure!

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Red circled for the braindead!

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And that about covers the photoshop frenzy.

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This just in! Kristen in new Chanel  campaign! Fragrance! Whatever happened to IT’s proposed fragrance? Uhm it flat lined…

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Once again Syphilis is exaggerating IT’s role at Nike…

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And again she can’t comprehend she is the creative director of one product,one ad. Tights. Nothing more. NOT Nike’s new creative director. Hardly.

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I don’t think we have to worry about IT ever catching up to where Rob’s beautiful Kristen is with Chanel!

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And to close this out a belated Happy Birthday to Rob Pattinson!

Hope he had a great day with his beautiful wife and babies!

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And I hope to be back posting on a regular basis very soon. One more round of chemo and I’m done. Hopefully.

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See ya later!

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19 thoughts on “Photoshop Frenzy!

  1. HKN,

    Great post ! Stay well and rest up. Love your posts keep them coming!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️

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  2. Sooooo great to see yr post. Thinking of u often, sending evil messages to all C cell still resisting yr strength.
    God when will these futile photocrapolas ever end. RK’s kids will be in college b4 they let go. Eeek

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  3. How much more do we need to see…there’s nothing we don’t have answers for …you can throw it at us but you know we will win..so gave it up for hkn.

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  4. Hi to all my HKN Haven friends! Great post HKN! You go girl! You rock! Hugs! Same as for my HKN Haven friends! You all are doing a great job!

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  5. Great post!! Glad to hear you are getting better.
    Just wondering have the trolls explained when she returned to LA after leaving on the 10th? Did they think we wouldn’t noticed? The least they could have done is photoshopped some pics of her returning before his birthday.

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  6. Hmmmmmmm. Well!!! I’ve never seen such, girls. PShoppin overtime. Why? The green jkt put their story to rest for eternity. THEY KNOW THIS! Yes, I know they’ve been working 24/7 to wipe the pic out of memory.. But oh no, women/men everywhere will remember the green. Kris set in motion time/history, the moment when (no possible excuses were possible). Sesses know the truth!!! They just hoping to get clicks!! Heeeeeeee,he,he Yelp!!!!

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