The Met Gala 2016 was supposed to be our downfall.
The dipshidiots predicted for weeks we would have a rough night with a lot of tears. It didn’t turn out the way they hoped. Mr and Mrs Pattinson threw them some curve balls that they had a tough time explaining.
Kristen Stewart Pattinson
Getting ready for the Met Gala. Blonde Stew is about to rock it and leave the dipshidiots quaking and looking for cover.
And then it was someone else’s turn to get ready.
Pattinson. Rob Pattinson.
He’s ready for that James Bond audition.
Of course IT had to show. She needs all the help she can get with her latest single tanking.
What the hell is that on her back? Crop Circles?
Maybe ET needs to phone home and she’s helping out.
IT also has a new fragrance coming out.
Ode de Toilet.
Rob and Kristen both leaving the SAME hotel to go to the Met Gala.
Yes dipshidiots the SAME hotel.
Poor IT . Her career is on life support. If she gets desperate maybe she can give away free samples of Ode de Toilet on her Instagram to drum up some sales!
Gee I wonder where she got the idea for the dress…
Handsome man on the red carpet. He didn’t want to go. He tried everything he could think of to get out of this. He’s tired of the game. But he also will do what he has to do where his little family is concerned.
And about the earrings. Yep it looks like he has ears pierced. I concede this. But NO they weren’t pierced here…
So NO dipshidiots his ears haven’t been pierced since December.
Rob looking amazing.
What’s a red carpet without a Rob hair grab.(Even cuter when he doesn’t have much hair to grab.)
One more time!
And there is his wife keeping a close eye on her man. I guess Phyllis/Hopeless can give up the fantasy that Rob doesn’t want to be in the same zip code as Kristen.
And then there was another thing happened that sent the dipshidiots into a panic that was priceless. The excuses and denials were flying everywhere
Rob and Kristen, husband and wife, shared a hug at the Met Gala. You know like husband and wives tend to do.
Kristen Stewart on the red carpet slaying as always.
Blonde Stew. Rocking it.
Phyllis/Hopeless said Ruth didn’t want to spend her time with Kristen.
Yeah as you can see that fantasy didn’t work out too well.
Notice anything else in the pic on the bottom?
Mr Pattinson keeping an eye on his wife.
Kristen and Dakota having some red carpet fun.
Awe!!!! Matching ear cuffs! Too cute.
The necklace and bracelet matching too.
Just some fun. And to drive the dipshidiots crazy.
An now on to the after party fun…
Yep Mr and Mrs Pattinson were at the SAME party at the SAME time.
Oh and an edited video to make it look like they were there at different times doesn’t change this FACT.
The dipshidiots hard at work trying to make IT look important.
When in actuality she sat all alone while Mr. Pattinson spent some time with his wife.
Kristen had another event to attend…
Jodie Foster getting her star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame.
Love these two together. Hope they make another film with each other one day.
Congrats to Jodie!!!
Some more Kristen news…
I Guess Kristen can cross that one off her bucket list. Way to go Kristen!
Kristen also dropped this bomb on the dipshidiots…
Unfortunately it fell on deaf ears. They still don’t get it.
The dipshidiots found some fresh meat for their Kristen lesbian hook ups. Their story changes on a daily basis now. There’s Stella who was at the Met Gala, then the next day we got new pics of Alicia…
So of course they had to think fast and change their tune in less than 24 hrs. And they wonder why they can’t be believed.
And there’s Soko whose actual girlfriend Sasha has cheated on her and she totally went coco puffs over it.
Of course the dipshidiots will swear to you it’s Kristen she is talking about. It’s that invisible ink her name is written in on Soko’s posts.
And in our latest legal news…
So now they’re entering fake affidavits into the fiction. Alex and Kevin can’t lose their jobs because they are fictional characters made up in Lmiss_scumshine/ Vern/MC’s mind. And again I am not Debbie Shingleton. Never have been. Never will be. Let me give the legal experts some advice. Threatening Debbie and her children is a criminal offense. Unlike the bull you keep spouting. And lastly you are the last people to call out anyone on bullying…
And to close this out…
Kristen headed to Cannes! Where did you get those oversized shoes Kristen?
Have a good one Kristen!