I give to you The Stunt! Watch as Kristen Stewart takes on her haters and the tabs! She effortlessly reels them in!
Kristen and a friend. Meet Soko the latest entry in the gay friend so that must mean your Kristen’s lover sweepstakes. She’s about to help Kristen play the dipshidiots and the paps big time.
Soko: The paps are here bestie! It’s showtime!
Kristen: Okay let’s reel those suckers in!
Soko: Are you sure they are going to buy into this?
Kristen: Trust me it doesn’t take much to lure them in.
Soko: Shouldn’t we kiss or something? Wouldn’t that sucker them into it more?
Kristen: Uh . . . n-n-not until it’s absolutely necessary.
Kristen: You get to help me explain this one to the hubby.
Rob: I’m up for a threesome ladies!
Kristen: See I told you! He’s 100 percent perv!
It’s even funnier watching the stunt go down on You Tube.
Some of the dipshidiots actually believe the stunt was a deflection for a secret marriage between Rob and IT.
Poor Phyllis/Hopeless is still desperate for a ring. Any ring…
According to Phyllis/Hopeless this is proof somehow that Rob and IT are married.
Kristen: uhm babe I can explain…
Get ready to watch Rob do death defying feats! Watch as he incredibly becomes thin as a rail! Watch as he suddenly morphs his chin into something amazing! His hair goes from long to short ! Bring your popcorn!
On the other side of the coin the other stunt is slowly winding down and the dipshidiots don’t know where to turn. It’s desperate times.
They coordinated fake sightings all over NYC.
And this one named Emily got caught for the second time. No pictures of course and if you go to her timeline she is a jealous Kristen hater.
This is when she got caught the first time. Little did she realize IT and Rob were not even in the same countries as each other when she posted this.
And since the sightings without pics weren’t flying their photo shop buddies had to come to the rescue. Robjectify of course gave them the heads up that the pics were about ready.
And there he is suddenly thin as a rail!
These two pics are about a week apart. SUPPOSEDLY. Rob and his amazing weight loss skills!
What the hell did the photo shoppers do to Rob’s chin?
Is he related to Kirk Douglas now? That’s some cleft chin!
We also got this gem. Does that even look like IT?
As usual the photo shop crew failed the dipshidiots.
The dipshidiots were also insisting that Rob Lives in London only. He said this in a recent interview…
Numéro Homme: What do you do of your time when you are not filming? You also play music since you were young without having worked on an album…
Robert Pattinson: I just let myself breathe. It is like in love relationships, if we go into it giving it all without any perspective, things are condemned from the start. Polluted. I love letting other domain in on my life, in the creative area. Leaving Los Angeles contributed to my equilibrium as well. When we are there, the brain works weirdly, we imagine that leaving the city for a week will make us disappear from the radars. In England, where I came back to, all the people I meet don’t work in the cinema industry.
He also said he divides his time between L.A. and London.
He has also said he lives in a bin under a bridge.
Do you get where this is going? Rob is not going to tell anybody in the media where he actually lives. His home is in L.A. And NO the house the dipshidiots know that he bought is not the only house that he and his wife Kristen own. They own several properties in California. They do not at the present time own a home in London.
This interview was done on or about January 19. Keep that date in your mind…
Oh the dipshidiots aren’t going to like this.
Yes he was in NYC in early January.
Gonna love hearing the excuses from the dipshidiots. Although with Phyllis the Hopeless minimal remedial math skills I don’t think she will be able to comprehend this.
And finally let’s talk about how some people connect to Rob and Kristen both.
Yep. Soko knows Rob too. Has for some time. Suck on that dipshidiots.
And then there’s Dita Vonn Tesse.
The dipshidiots carried on like a bunch of toddlers because Kristen went to one of her shows.
Guess who else knows Dita Von Tesse? Oh how soon they forget.
Guess who just arrived in Paris?
Charlotte. A friend of both Rob AND Kristen.
Guess who took the pic?
Yep. Rob’s beautiful wife.
Thanks to Bronze for giving me the idea for the title of this post.
Arleen (Socks) posted this song on her twitter and I just love it. Brings back a lot of memories. And a great way to close this out.