The dipshidiots were hoping this week would be their time to gloat. Unfortunately it didn’t turn out the way they hoped. No Rob and no return of the missing engagement ring.
First off IT had to beg people on her Instagram to listen to her new single “Good to Love”
Her begging didn’t help with the reviews…
Called out on her plagiarism tendencies too. Not exactly a glowing review.
When begging didn’t help much she resorted to her usual approach. Posting inappropriate images of herself on IG
And then what the dipshidiots were hoping for. IT in NYC…
And once again the dipshidiots got nothing but disappointment.
It at a party after her performance. Even more disappointment for the dipshidiots.
It was just the beginning of a long week for the dipshidiots.
They hoped a new interview with Kellan commenting on invites to weddings would turn the tide for them.
“The thing with Rob, Kristen [Stewart] and even Nikki [Reed], they like doing stuff private,” Lutz shared. “Do Rob and I talk everyday on the phone? No.”
That being said, if the 30-year-old actor did happen to get an invite to Pattinson and FKA twigs’ wedding, he’d be there. “I love the guy to death and we always hang out when he’s in town or I’m in town,” he said. “I’m sure he’s going to be super selective [about the guest list]. I might text him after this and say ‘Hey, if you’re ever thinking about tying the knot, you better make sure I’m there.'”
Lutz admits that the beloved cast of Twilight has not been good about keeping in touch since the final sequel, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2, hit theaters in 2012. “A lot of time has passed and people got married or have kids. They have different lives now,” he said. “We still see each other, Hollywood’s a small town. …I keep in touch with about half of them.”
Nikki Reed likes doing stuff private? Since when?
That look on his face says it all doesn’t it?
Yep it does. So does this…
None of Rob or Kristen’s friends or family are going to tell you jack about their personal lives.
The dipshidiots were getting worried and needed something to pin their faltering hopes on…
Enter the Clown Jacket debacle. Trust me you’ll need more than that one beer in the pic above to get through this hilarity.
Of course no one in this shop had a phone with a camera so no pic.
The dipshidiots were of course swearing on a stack of bibles that this sighting was true.
And we knew otherwise…
But wait it gets better…
They actually thought they could get away with this.
And when this wasn’t convincing enough they tried another tactic.
According to the dipshidiots that hoodie in the background is Rob. Of course the wanna be model looking for hits on his Instagram agreed with them.
They clung to this like a life preserver.
They were grasping with all their might for anything to pin their hopes on.
Poor Wanda was especially desperate.
Where’s the hoodie and the shopping bag?
And the sightings started flying in like crazy. No pics of course. Everyone in NYC doesn’t know how to use the camera on their phone and respects their privacy.
Oh but wait her cousin Crystal needed some attention too…
And then cried when she got called on it.
Probably because you got caught lying your ass off.
Funny how NONE of the paps have picked up on Rob and IT’s supposed outings. Trust me if Rob was anywhere near IT there would be pics. She would be insisting on it. She needs all the PR she can get with her failing career.
Funny too how the dipshidiots ignored the sightings of Rob in LA.
Where oh where is Rob?
Maybe Suzie knows?
Rob and Kristen in that filmstrip?
Looks Like It!
Maybe we should ask Tara. She might know.
Hi Rob! Tee Hee. Sneeky little ninjas.
Or maybe we should ask these guys where Rob has been for the last 8 weeks…
Has Rob actually been filming all this time and playing us AND the dipshdiots big time? With him being mia I’d wouldn’t put it past him.
Just when things couldn’t get any worse for the dipshidiots Uncle Karl and Dior gave us a surprise…
PATTINSON’S DOUBLE DUTY: Dior Homme was so enamored with Robert Pattinson as the face of its fragrance that the company is now using the “Twilight” actor in its apparel ads as well.
And it has turned to Karl Lagerfeld to shoot Pattinson for the fall pre-collection ads that will be released on April 1. Dior Homme offers four collections a year: spring, summer, fall and winter with the spring and fall lines being pre-collections.
The dipshidiots have had a hard time explaining this. They love to trash Karl Lagerfeld for his association with Kristen.
Coincidence on Karl Lagerfeld working with both Rob and Kristen? Oh I think not.
Well maybe a husband and wife coincidence. Wink.
Rob looks stunning!
Yes it is and the dipshidiots need to face some reality. Rob and IT were never engaged and are never getting married. The business arrangement is winding down. Rob refusing to do babysitting duties this time around is very telling. Nothing they do can change the fact that there were no pics of Rob with IT the entire time she’s been in NYC. And no everyone in NYC didn’t have their phone cameras suddenly on the fritz . And no not all 19 million people in NYC respected their privacy.
Another thing. No recently engaged woman is going to go without her ring for over a month. Not unless she was never engaged in the first place.
No Rob. No Ring. Accept it.
Rob’s wife Kristen racked up some more awards.
Kristen is also a tattoo artist. Who knew.
Uhm… I’m a chickenshit so I think I’ll pass Kristen.
That’s plural as in more than one. Who’s the other mom?
Yeah her. SP and JB ‘s MOM.
And that’s about it. Whew.