Grab your glasses and get ready!
It’s update time. And the cuz had plenty to say.
First up is where Rob lives. He lives with his wife and two adorable daughters in L.A. They have a home there TOGETHER and NO it is not in the hills. The paps and the dipshidiots have no clue where they live. They think they do but they’ve been had by the masters.
By the way what happened to Rob and IT moving to NYC in March? And didn’t he say he lived under a bridge somewhere? His own words. He loves to mess with people. Get a clue.
Rob does NOT have a home in London. He does not live there with IT. He goes there occasionally to catch up with family. And NO he hasn’t been there for weeks. Actually a few days. The rest of his time was spent in NYC with the wife and kiddies.
And speaking of family, Richard and Claire adore their daughter-in-law Kristen and their grandchildren. They detest IT and the way she embarrasses their son. No matter how many times the dipshidiots try to place them in the same place as IT, it will never happen.They have no interest what so ever in IT or her abhorrent behavior.
Rob and Kristen are getting better and better at taking the tabs and dipshidiots for a ride. They mess with them in interviews and then sit back and laugh their asses off while they take every word said as fact.
This is what the cuz said about interviews. If you actually believe that Rob and/or Kristen sat down with a tabloid reporter and opened up about their personal lives you need your head examined. Neither of them is going to say anything to the Daily Fail or some obscure English music magazine looking desperately for hits and subscribers.
The cuz said she had a good laugh watching the tabs try and explain why no wedding happened in August as they predicted. First it was put off until fall. Now it’s being put on hold until sometime next year. There will never ever be a wedding. Because Rob is already married. But the dipshidiots can feel free to keep waiting.
How much longer will this game continue? As long as it keeps working. And as far as keeping their little family protected it is working. The tabs and dipshidiots are so busy lapping up the IT crap they can’t see what the real truth is.
The game has been adjusted however. And not to the dipshidiots liking. The cuz said take notice of how Rob refused to be seen with IT at her concerts. No picks of them together is no coincidence. He is doing the least amount he has to where IT is concerned.
And that is why we are getting so many desperately photo shopped pics of Rob and IT. They can’t stand it not knowing where he is for weeks at a time. They have to invent fake sightings with no pictures to back them up to place Rob as close to IT as possible. Even when he has been no where near her.
Their latest photo shop attempt.
I could circle the headless dog and Rob’s missing lower leg but I don’t think it’s necessary this time. Even Stevie Wonder can see it. Even funnier? The dipshidiots trying to claim this dog is the same one as the one that IT paraded around while staying at a hotel in L.A. (Yes it was a hotel. The cuz said hell would freeze over before IT got anywhere near Rob AND Kristen’s home.)
This is the dog from L.A. Notice how it doesn’t have any white on it’s body or legs like the dog in the London pic.Oh but wait the dipshidiots have an excuse for this. Get ready to laugh your ass off…
Now that you have picked yourself up off the floor from laughing ask the dipshidiots this? Was the dog wearing a sweater/jacket on his legs too?
Aside from the doggie without his head isn’t it amazing how someone tells Mama Nails on her site that we will getting pics of Rob and IT soon and VOILA! they magically appear!
Funny how this idiot predicted beforehand how he was going to see Rob and IT. Even funnier? When he realized his guffaw he deleted the first tweet.
Now when we questioned the crap out of the first pic we of course got another to verify their stupidity.
Maybe they could get a little further away? Backsides pic of course. Another thing. Why is there no one else on the street? I guess everyone graciously left the street except for the trolls taking the pic.
This is a fan pic from a girl who can’t decide if it was Tuesday the 22nd or Friday the 25th that she met Rob.
The cuz said he was NOT in London on the 22nd or during the day on the 25th so her selective memory is way off.
Remember this pic from above?
Robjectify decided to show us how witty she is…
What she actually did was show us how easily it is to photo shop Rob’s head onto someone else’s body. She also gave us a perfect pic of the dog’s ALL tan body. NO white body or legs.
Before we get back to more update goodies the cuz had this to say about Angbella 27.
Kristen has been informed of who and what you are. As a mother she is appalled at the use of your own children to get to her. She won’t be so cordial the next time you use your daughters to get to her. And stop commenting disgusting things on her friends IG and Twitter. CJ wasn’t amused. Just because you got to meet her doesn’t mean you have an ” in” with her besties.
The cuz said it’s unbelievable how big Sweet Pea is getting. And she is the spitting image of her daddy. She has his personality too. Jelly Bean looks more like Kristen and her Daddy calls her his butterball!
Watch this video! It’s hilarious and it will so be Rob one day.
As much as we wish we could be the ones calling the shots it’s Rob and Kristen’s decision when to call the end game. The cuz said Rob’s patience is wearing thin and it may happen soon. Let’s hope so.
And one final thing. Yes I posted a few things to IT’s twitter. The dipshidiots claim it was racist remarks.
So explain to me where exactly there is anything racist in this post. According to the dipshidiots if you think that IT is as ugly as sin and has no talent what so ever except to shock people with her trashy so called art you are racist. There is nothing in that post that is racist. That person is just telling it like it is and the dipshidiots get upset when they can’t convince someone that IT is the next coming.
Nothing racist here either. Just stating facts where IT is concerned.
LCOZ has arrived in Colombia!
And it looks like Rob may be headed there too. Does this mean the dipshidiots will take a break with their photo shop fails? Somehow I doubt it.
This just in! The Eagle has landed in Colombia!
Kristen headed home from NYC? Or London? Funny how they are leaving around the same time isn’t it? Let’s see how many seconds it takes the dipshidiots to pull their hair out because I said Maybe London. 3,2,1….
Lets close this out with some husband and wife pretty…
Everybody hang in there! The best is yet to come!