Welcome to the Circus! We have desperate dipshidiot clowns, hopeless sideshow freaks, and crazy contortionists all for your entertainment pleasure!
First up are the desperate dipshidiot clowns!
This is a picture of Rob and his mother Claire in Manchester. The desperate clowns noticed the lanyard around Claire’s neck and jumped to the conclusion that it was a backstage pass to It’s concert. Really? I’ve been to a few concerts before and I don’t remember them giving you your backstage pass before hand. Don’t you usually pick them up when you get to the concert? Yeah that. And why doesn’t Rob have a backstage pass?
But wait the clowns got even more desperate.
According to the dipshidiot clowns this is a suddenly tattooed Rob at IT’s concert backstage. But it gets even better. Did you know you can see Claire’s pants in that pic?
Seriously. Open your eyes. If you have the guts. There is no proof what so ever that Claire was anywhere near IT or her concert.
Rob and his parents having lunch. According to the clowns IT’s father or stepdad (it all depends which clown is running their mouth as to which one it is) joined them. Claire is wearing her much loved lanyard too I guess since this is from the same day. Maybe she’s afraid of losing it. Again there is no proof what so ever that IT’s father or stepdad was there. Nada. Nothing.
The desperate clowns wet their pants with glee when this pic showed up. They look so romantic don’t they? (Insert sarcasm).
Did you know that Rob walks on air? He also has extra hands. And cars are allowed to park on sidewalks. Just some of his many talents along with miracle grow and tattoos that suddenly appear and disappear. Now why did the paps feel the need to manipulate these pictures? Was he not co operating and giving them the romantic engaged couple shots they were hoping for? Yep that about says it doesn’t it.
And now get ready it’s time for Hopeless and the other side show freaks!
Rob in London on the 22nd. He looks so thrilled doesn’t he?According to the sideshow freaks IT was there too.
Uhm trust me if IT was there we would have about a hundred pics of the moment. Guess no one there thought of getting a pic of attention seeking IT.
The sideshow freaks say you can see IT’s hair in these pictures. Somewhere. Guess she’s waiting until the last minute to go to Japan. Maybe going to catch the train an hr before her concert? Sounds about right doesn’t it?
Some major photo shop fail from the sideshow freaks.
Hopeless the leader of the sideshow freaks isn’t holding out hope for an August wedding anymore. She already has her excuse made up for it not happening. They are waiting until the holidays. What is sideshow freak Hopeless going to do when it doesn’t happen then either?
Rob is already married. Get used to it.
Speaking of side show freaks we have our very own group of them who like to invade this blog with their nasty smell. They have no lives and sit at their computers 24/7 posting on a blog they don’t even like. They have attacked Bunny over and over again. Gee I wonder why she scares them so much. They think spending their entire day on this blog is going to make us disappear somehow? IN THEIR DREAMS.
And our final act of the evening is the contortionists.
They try to twist and turn things into something that doesn’t even exist. But when they get caught at it they deny everything.
The contortionists have their own blog where they claim that Rob and Kristen post as Common and Kommon. Oh and they have actually talked to Rob and Kristen.
They can twist and contort it anyway they want. The fact is they have NOT talked to Rob and Kristen. They do not love their site. They aren’t even aware of it. Their time is spent with their two adorable daughters, not posting or loving fan blogs. Bet they get a giggle out of those that say they do.
Rob interviewed Jamie Bell for Interview magazine.
PATTINSON: Let’s not talk about any of your work. Let’s only talk about your personal life. Your crack usage. Who are you fucking? Okay? What’s your earliest memory?
Do you think the Saverobnow sideshow freaks will take the hint from Rob. Somehow I doubt it.
And that is about it for this time. Let’s close the show with some cutness that will irritate the clowns, sideshow freaks, and contortionists I’m sure…
I can imagine Cole, Bear, and Bernie like this. Can’t you?
Ladies keep up the good work handing the trolls. And Bunny you are the best!